Word count: 788
Disclaimer: The Butler does not own the characters portrayed in this fanfiction, nor does she profit from it. They belong to the creative universe of the manga Katekyo Hitman Reborn! And it’s creator.
Contains: Gokudera, Yamamoto, mentions of the Vongola and Dino, and angst. Angst angst angst. Maybe even a peanut.
Warning: boylove. Cursing. Possible future adult/sexual situations, not sure yet. Weird writing and timeline
Here's the prelude.
Comments and constructive criticisms are oh so welcome.
- Mood:
weird - Music:Maroon 5- Secret
A kind of introspective drabble. Really short fic. Should have been a longer one, but I can't seem to make it stretch.
Includes:
Introspective musings of Dino Cavallone.
Murderous intents of Kyouya Hibari.
Mention of science geek Gokudera Hayato.
And one lame joke.
( har har har )
Possibly not much to comment on, but if you can, please go ahead.
- Mood:
full - Music:Righteous Brothers- You've Lost that Loving Feeling
Bells have rung, carols sung, and I've still to upload anything.
Rectifying that matter now.
Here's a fanfiction and an accompanying fanart to boot.
Woah woah woah, what's up with the sudden spurt of energy, you ask? Um, well, dunno either. But here you go anyway.
( In which Girl!dera tries her hand at social interaction )
Can I have art to go with that fic?
( Yes you can. )
There you guys go. Comments and criticisms appreciated, as always.
Oh, and let's all have a good year, yeah?
- Location:Same place last year
- Mood:
calm - Music:Creedence Clearwater Revival- Born on the Bayou
I have not uploaded anything for a very long time.
I will now rectify this matter.
Background info:
These are doodles inspired by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
nymous_fic's Titanic Crossover fics (there are two, and I seriously urge you to bugger off and read it, because those two fics have changed the way awesomesauce is made. SERIOUSLY). It's KHR's Dino and Kyouya, and the rest of them basically cameos, acting out a funnier version of that monster blockbuster movie, Titanic. Me saying it was a monster blockbuster does not mean I love it to death. It just was a blockbuster movie, however you cut it. But her fics, the Titanic storyline superimposed with the sheer crack of KHR, is so great that even if you hated the movie you will love the fic. Yeah.
Major pimpage right there, but I mean every single word.
Why are you still reading this without buggering off to read those fics??
Oh, you have? Okay then. On to my doodles.
Oh, please keep in mind that I fairly suck at coloring stuff, so please try not to cringe when you look at my color combinations. And yes, I tried watercolor. Not that bad but not awesomesauce either, hn.
Kyouya was not meant to be crossdressing, but since he played the part of Kate Winslet (Rose), and turn of the century clothing is just too much fun to draw, here he is. With that hat with feathers. Yes. This is probably how Mukuro imagines "his allouette". (done on not for watercolor paper, as I later found out when I used watercolor for experimentation. Inked with Rotring tech pen .02 and .03)
because what I promised the author was just doodles of the characters posing in turn of the century clothes and WTF moustaches. I held off on the moustache here, but heard that sideburns were pretty wicked back in the day, so I settled for that (again, Kyouya in drag. Sorry. I couldn't help it. Hibari-mama probably forced him to do it). The whole thing wouldn't fit into my scanner so cut off at the sides not intentional. The wrinkles on the paper not intentional as well, as I had unwittingly SAT on this particular drawing when it was still in pencils. Yes. I forgot it was there on my bed and I accidentally sat on it for a long time. Sorry guys. (done on watercolor paper, with watercolor and tech pen outlines).
I promised WTF moustaches, and so here they are. Glued onto the faces of the captain and his first mate. Not that kind of first mate.
I had fun, did you?
- Location:in the dark
- Mood:
chipper - Music:the flaming lips
Somebody sent me an e-mail. I didn't mind. I even responded to it and thought a lot about what I would reply without being offensive. I seriously thought about her e-mail and mulled over it. After typing out my reply and hitting the send button, what should I get but a "mail not delivered" notice. Why? Because, according to the aol moderator, BrittaDv2@aol.com is not receiving any mail. This is what actually upset me. I was hoping to be able to reply to her rather surprising e-mail, but it's another one of those hit and run comments, the ones that just want to shove their opinions to your face and doesn't want to listen to yours. I hate that. I hate it when they expect you to be all democratic and fair and listen to them, but come your turn suddenly it's not a democracy at all.
Writing stuff and posting it on the internet is putting yourself out there to be critized. I know that. That's what the comment button is for. But at least be kind enough to let me comment back if I find something that doesn't sit well with me in your comment. Let it be a dialogue, and perhaps we can learn something from each other come to finish.
Now perhaps this person has a reason for not receiving mail. Then please include in your message a way for me to reach you. Instead, I have to resort to posting the e-mail in a different forum in a way that she might find offending or whatever, and then there'd be some more unnecessary hate in this world, and that's just not cool.
This was her e-mail (and I'm assuming the person is female, you'll see why), and if you're the one who actually sent me this, I included my supposed reply a the end:
--- On Thu, 7/10/08, BrittaDv2@aol.com <BrittaDv2@aol.com> wrote:
From: BrittaDv2@aol.com <BrittaDv2@aol.com>
Subject: i want to be a big fan of you fanfiction but...........
To: (my email address)
Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 3:44 PMPlease stop making gay stories for bleach or any other anime show. Because it's sick. Why do you people want to see two men fucking each other? If you want something to write about then here is a few people to write about. ByakuyaxMomo byakuyaxNanao ByakuyaxUnohana ByakuyaxYoruichi ByakuyaxRangiku ByakuyaxRukia ByakuyaxOrihime. Try this you will get better results. Trust me writing about a character's character will be the key to lots of people reading your story and giving you 5 stars for it. Now if they were gay however, I would understand but that is not the case here so please see reality!
- Location:inside my self-righteous bubble
- Mood:
annoyed - Music:angry grumblings
I cannot resist.
At first, whenever I'd see the KHR stuff all over the internets, I'd think "huh. Now they have japanese-high-school-boys-gone-mafia story arcs in shonen manga. What will they think of next?" And I'll just shuffle on along, like the old person that I am.
Then I read the manga, because those many people can't all be wrong, right?
And then the gay just hit me like woah.
GAY
GAY
GAY.
Yamagoku just grabbed me by the throat and screamed : WRITE AND DRAW GAY STUFF ABOUT US NOW, DAMN IT!
And how can I not? Yamagoku fits in pretty well into my preffered Well-rounded, friendly, seemingly unassuming SEME and maladjusted, intelligent, snarky UKE.
So here you go, Yamamoto and Gokudera. Because you earned it.
Done for the prompt: women's locker room for the 8059 community. Yes. Gokudera in a skirt. For my very first KHR fanart. And yes, Yamamoto looks like a perv. There's a fic to this pic, indeed this pic was drawn for that fic, also posted in the 8959 community. It's the first porn I've written with ACTUAL PORN in it. Yes. I went there. And it's not as awkward as it used to be before when I tried writing porn. It just flew off my fingers. I dunno. Must be the characters.
Second ever KHR fanart, and why yes, it's still yamagoku. This time, both of them TYL (ten years later). Yamamoto's being his goofy self. And yeah yeah yeah there was supposed to be background stuff behind Gokudera, but I got lazy. Anyway you're not missing anything, since I am not the world's best interior designer (it just involved a lamp and the back of the sofa). I figured, TYL is sooooooooo depressing, so how about a little fun, yeah?
Drew this, really, because when I got to the TYL!arc and Gokudera came into the picture I was like, "my gawd Gokudera's gonna grow up HOT!" And so there. Hot TYL!Gokudera with glasses, ponytail and ciggie reading a book.
Because I like the song, and then I got to the tyl!arc, and then hoshit it's tyl!Yamamoto giving young Gokudera the look (you know, that intense look... those sidelong glances... wtf Yama you pedo-perv! haha) ! So I drew them. Looks like a pin-up for some add though. And please don't mind my shitty lettering, I'm just starting my lettering class so there. And hey, look, I gave Yamamoto layered clothes because if he's gonna end up living with Gokudera he'd probably start with the layering too.
BUT THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY
Dinohiba. Never mind that Dino's 22. I mean, Hibari CAN'T be 14. They don't even give his age in the manga. He can't be that bad-ass and still be 14. His love for Namimori High is so epic that, though he's past high school, and indeed the school's been trying to discreetly give him the hint that maybe it's time for him to graduate and leave the nest, HE NEVER LEAVES. And so does Kusakabe. And the rest of his wolves in sheeps' clothing gang. So for me, Dino isn't a pedophile AT ALL. He's just a pretty pretty pretty mafia don with a dependency problem.
Been trying to write these two their ficcie, but Hibari's pretty hard to write, and I can't seem to get Dino to be the fun guy that he is (he ends up a bit angsty when I write him), so I tried drawing them.
FAIL.
Dino's pretty-ness hurts my eyes (and that, Dino, is a feat, because KHR is pretty much filled with pretty boys, but YOU TAKE THE CAKE. Everytime I see you, I always go, "shit. He's soooo pretty!" Even TYL!Dino, but you kinda matured, so not so blatantly pretty. Metrosexual, probably) and Hibari's hair IS JUST SO FUCKIN' HARD TO DRAW. Damn you, Hibari's hair. Why must you be as fleeting as a cloud?!
Anway, here's some doodles instead.
Yes, I did this during math. Look, you can even see the polynomials right behind Hibari. I presume he bit them to death too.
The scribble above Dino's head says it all. (haha Hibari here is just so wrong. Uwah Hibari's hair Uuuurgh *faints like Gokudera*).
There you go then.
Enjoys.
And, if you wanna see these colored it will take a while. If you wanna color it yourself, I dunno, go ahead I guess. Just give me a heads up.
(UGH, I MUST LEARN HOW TO RESIZE THESE DAMN THINGS AS IF I WERE TO DIE!)
- Location:in my dying will mode
- Mood:
sleepy
It's this one. Forgot to say it's the same one with the anti-Hiruma rally.
Sorries to the original uploader of this image, I never meant to use this for profit, just for reference for fanarts.
Uwaah. I didn't think I'd ever be Okita Sougo. Ever. I mean, why? I like Hijikata-san, I don't want him to die just yet.
- Mood:
confused
artdump!
Yeah, been doing this a lot lately, but GASP! What's this? GINTAMA FANARTS? Woah.
Well, basically, this started out when I colored some Gintama manga pages to make me some brand-spankin' new icons, such as this one I used. And by golly gee whiz did I have a blast coloring them in! So I thought hey hey hey, why not try the old drawing hand at some Gintama fanarts? So, here we go.
I've always wanted to do a Zurako Paako fanart, but it never gets off the ground, so when I tried drawing Gintama this time around I thought I might as well do someone else, and lo and behold, SHINSENGUMI OKAMA CORPS was what came into my mind. This unholy thought, coupled with remnants of SPICE GIRLS fangurling during my formative years, have given birth to:
woah.
woah.
WOAH.
try and enjoy and not barf.
- Location:room of the wind
- Mood:
hungry - Music:the sound of my stomach grumbling
Because it was only a matter of time before I did one of kiddie!byakuya, thanks to the flashback story arcs (most recent one is of hisagi shuuhei, but not a fan of his, so...)
just get on with it, yeah?
and lookie, the fic about the pic.
enjoys.
- Mood:
restless
The 6th division boys beating out the summer heat.
This should have a story to it. I'll try to think of one when I get the chance. I included the lazy colors, just because I love how Byakuya's fan turned out. Anyway, the dialogue would go like this:
Byakuya: ... what is it, Abarai-fukutaicho?
Renji: hey, Taichou you look really hot.
Byakuya:... what?
Renji: I never thought I'd see you sweat!
Or like this:
Byakuya:... what is it, Abarai... WHAT IS THAT?
Renji: mff pfofsheekul. (a popsicle) mmnt shum? (want some?)
Byakuya: -blush-
Or even like this:
Byakuya: ...what is it, Abarai-fukutaicho?
Renji: nothing, sir, thought I'd ask you if you want a popsicle. They have strawberry flavor as well.
Byakuya: ... n-no. No, thank you.
Renji:...
Byakuya:...
Renji:...
Byakuya:... was there something else, fukutaicho?
Renji: none, sir.
Byakuya:...
Renji:...
Byakuya: then could you move away from me, please? It's hot enough as it is.
Renji: sorry sir, it's just that... well...
Byakuya: yes?
Renji: you have the 6th division's only fan... um.
Byakuya:...
Renji:... so.. if ya don't mind sharing, taichou?
Byakuya:...
Renji: right. Um. Right. I'll just be over there then.
Or even this:
Renji: hey!
Byakuya: -blush- Renji. Get that thing out of your mouth at once. It is very unbecoming.
Renji: eh, sure thing. Ya got something you wanna put in my mouth instead?
Or more simply:
Renji: sex?
Byakuya: -blush-...not now, Abarai-fukutaicho.
HAHAHA I can't believe I actually wrote those last two in. I'll write a ficcie about one of these babies, suggestions please (nah, still can't write pron, so number 4 isn't happening any time soon).
(could not slap some color on this one, because I do not know how to color skin.)
No, there isn't anything about this that's about sex. Shame on you! Renji has just finished training the 6th division guys and since it's summer, it's okay to just be in their hakamas. Anyway the captain ain't anywhere near, so a reprimand about proper uniforms and decorum wouldn't be happening any time soon.
asdkfjal;skdjf aldf;kj RENJI'S TATTOOS ARE EFFIN' PAIN IN THE ASS TO DRAW. *someday Rikichi's gonna have those too*
Enjoys.
- Mood:
creative
slapped some lazy colors on my lazy sketch yo!
yawza. I dunno, but I'm really liking future Kuchiki head there. He seems like the type of emo his daddy Byakuya is guilty of being. He's trying so hard to make his hair be as slick as daddy's, but with Renji's genes kicking in I don't think so, haha.
And the redhead twins are just plain fun, though their eyebrows got me confused for a bit. Lol at their fashion sense, which can only be blamed on Renji's genes. And roar that 1st born girl is fierce.
baby girl byakuya is gonna grow up to be a bitch, I can feel it.
hoorays for patterns!
- Mood:
okay
Behind a cut, because it implies yaoi (WHAAAAAT?) haha
There we have it then.
- Location:room of the wind
- Mood:
excited - Music:post-rain symphony
this be middle schooler (?) Koutarou Sasaki and his older sister, who shares his 50's-60's sensibilities and who happens to be fierce. Yes, he's wearing a printed violet undershirt, because he can and he will.
God, I dunno why Kakei looks so uke and Mizumachi looks so Irish, haha. And no, Mizumachi does not care for color coordination, and why yes, that's an apple green shoulder bag because he can.
and here's the cleaned up version of the mini-comic I posted on mizukakei first.
[bugger this for a fuck I can never figure out how to make the piccies appear bigger. And that preview thing. Sheet.]
- Location:room of the wind
- Mood:
amused - Music:the patter of the rain
Shia LaBeouf is the shiznik.
I mean it.
Okay, okay, so 'shiznik' is outdated, and I may have misspelled it as well, and anyone referring to themselves as 'the shiznik' nowadays may be considered, well, old, but, it fits him to a T.
Shia, that is.
I mean, look at him. Just look at him, okay?
Well? Am I right? He rocks my socks. He's a great actor, he's not your usual tweeny-bopper show cutie (heavens forbid), he's come a long way, he's very low profile, he has, if not legions of hormonally induced girly fans then at least the respect of movie-going individuals,he's unaffectedly funny, AND he has a distinct and unspell-able name (I made that word up).
He can rock anyone's socks any day.
From this (I'm guessing this is from Even Stevens, I mean where else could it have been from?):
...to this:
God, I love this kid. It's a great thing to know that my generation has produced actors who look like they would be worth their salt.
(On a side note: Of course, the future of the movies would have been vastly different if Heath Ledger were alive, but that is how his fate was decreed, and though he lived a short life it was a brilliant career. Heath Ledger would have been one of the leading actors of his generation. I look forward to seeing him portray Joker- filling the very big shoes of the incomparable Jack Nicholson would be a feat. May God rest his soul.)
- Location:the room of the wind
- Mood:
cheerful
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Unbelievable. Wasn't angling for this result AT ALL (Although I must admit I knew I'll never be Kurotsuchi Mayuri when I disagreed wholeheartedly to the question whether science is my forte).
Byakushi? Me? Never... (Gaston, you've gotta pull yourself together!... gosh it disturbs me to see... ehem)
So, while I was attempting my first ever fanart of Renji, my hand just took over and lo! I just drew the start of a fanart series: urbanpirates!bleach.
It's all because of Renji's hairline- I'll be damned if I had to negotiate that tricky forehead at the very first attempt, and so, like all those hallowed artists before me, I resolved the matter by just putting something over it- a bandanna. And then the striped shirt just naturally followed, and before you know it, Renji's all decked out to be an urban pirate!
And so I thought, hey, why not turn it into a series: see how the bleach shinigamis would look like in this urban pirate idea.
Kuchiki-taichou quickly became urbanpirate number two (but we all know he's a captain, but instead of a navy man as I first intended him to be, he went and made himself into a Privateer instead- you know, the better class of pirates- and who am I to argue?).
Is it just me or is the man smiling? Wowza. Anyhow, Renji looks more pirate-y than Byakuya, and to at least identify them as Bleach characters ('coz uncolored and all, plus I'm not really that good outside freehand and original characters) they both have the 6th division insignas and their soul-cutter's emblems.
Hopefully I can continue this series, and the next ones should be grownup!Hitsugaya and Urahara (minus hat... gasp!). I'll do my best for an urbanpirate!Isshin but I'm afraid I'll just end up laughing the whole time.
To color or not to color? That is the question.
- Location:the room of the wind
- Mood: creative
- Music:sounds from the urban jungle
chapter two of The Not Little At All Merman, also known as that weird fic about little mermaid!kyoshin poseidon.
STANDARD DISCLAIMER: I do not own the characters portrayed in this here fan fiction.
CONTAINS: one troublesome Mizumachi, one flustered Kobanzame-sempai, and a foul-mouthed, demonic evil shadow (there's your clue right there. Oh, and points for those who could match the descriptions to the characters, later on). DOES NOT CONTAIN: any Kakei at all. Aw.
- Location:attic
- Mood:
contemplative - Music:the whirring of the blades
(applause)
For starters, let's go with Eyeshield 21's beloved Bando pair, Sasaki Koutarou and Akaba Hayato!
(applause)
drum roll, please!
And another (which is just the same as the one above, only with added text thingy)!
as well as a mini-comic, featuring chibi Akaba and his dilemma of giving chibi Koutarou the perfect gift.
And since I'm doing this anyway, I might as well go ahead and include this one, featuring chibi Mizumachi, chibi Kakei, chibi Koutarou and chibi Akaba, all dressed up for fairy tale cosplays (Little Mermaid and Peter Pan. I'm so sorry Koutarou, but I can't very well make you Captain Hook, because then you and Akaba can't be a pair, and Tinkerbell is already Juri, so...)
- Location:attic
- Mood:
blah - Music:the sound of airplanes flying overhead
it's going to be crack.
it's... because i just can't help but go there... merman Mizumachi and prince Kakei and the rest of the Kyoshin Poseidon team in a crazy eyeshield 21 meets little mermaid.
if there are enough people out there who would tell me to 'omfg stop stop stop this is horrible writing where the hell did you even get the idea' i would. i swear.
so here it is, the first installment, and judge it kindly (it really was the witching hour when this fic was birthed).
augh and yes, i keep forgetting the right names to those two kakei disciples, ohina? oohira? tch.
- Location:huh
- Mood:
crazy
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